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Access to your Doctor - Grant Leary tries car-jacking
Easter Tour to Devon - Eyebrow waxing recommended
Phil goes to see a physio because he has a H5N1 strain
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Basher sends 'Kaylee da Nosher' on a coaching course
George Best on life support - A brandy and white wine drip
West Park want to poach our 3rd Team (we will supply the toast)
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Parkonians
7 Sefton 17Sefton made it five league wins out of five to keep the pressure on Oswestry at the top of Cheshire/South Lancs Three. The tries came from Wayne Osborne, Dave Stanistreet and John Stitt with Phil Evans kicking a solitary conversion. 8-Oct-2005
Sefton
25 Bay Horse 18Sefton reached round three of the Lancashire Plate with a 25-18 win over Bay Horse on the Sunday. Colin Pascoe, Kevin Byrne and John Stitt scored tries with Wayne Osborne adding two penalties and two cons. 16-Oct-2005
Douglas
14 Sefton 34Division Three leaders Sefton bounced back from 14-0 down at half-time to win 34-14 at Douglas. Replacement prop Brian Gardner went over three times, Mark Tyms (2) and Colin Pascoe also crossed. Wayne Osborne added two conversions. 22-Oct-2005
Collegiate OB
10 Sefton 6Sefton lost for the first time in Division Three 10-6 at Collegiate, for whom James Howarth scored a try and a penalty and Dominic Hoben converted. Phil Evans' penalties replied.
29-Oct-2005Sefton
31 Gentlemen of Moore 12Sefton were back to full strength, and their winning ways to stay joint top of Division Three with Oswestry.
There was another brace of tries by Dave Stanistreet, with Mark Tyms and Andy Walsh also crossing.
Phil Evans kicked a conversion, penalty and drop goal. Skipper Wayne Osborne had to settle for just a drop goal in this convincing win. 12-Nov-2005
Newton Le-Willows
26 Sefton 44Sefton won for the eighth time in Division Three, this time accounting for Newton Le Willows. Wayne Osborne and Dave Stanistreet both crossed twice. 19-Nov-2005
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