1st Team major sponsor Big Jack -
now Lord Sefton Cash for Peerages Scandal
1st Team major sponsor Big Jack -
now Lord Sefton
Sir Alan 'Sugar' Coleman - now Baron of Morals
Mad Heir Merriman - for his 'radiating' personality
Loans for Gongs Scandal
The Ten Dads this year - become Knights of Passion
The Fighting 3rd Team Captain Paul Kinley - now Duke Box
Earl
Jamie Luck - after giving a large donation to a Fertility Clinic
The
Surftimes
Promotion in the bag !
(Store Detectives have been informed though)
Sefton
52 Newton-Le-Willows 13Sefton lead Lancashire South/ Cheshire Division Three after a 52-13 rout of Newton-Le-Willows, tries coming from Dave Stanistreet(3), Colin Pascoe(2), Wayne Osborne, Dave Edwards and Tom Fletcher. 04-Feb-2006
Sefton
43 Parkonians 18Sefton stayed top of Division Three as they accounted for visitors Old Parkonians. Skipper Wayne Osborne led the way with two tries, five conversions and a penalty. Mark Tyms, Colin Pascoe, Jamie Luck and Jamie Cuthbertson also crossed. 11-Feb-2006
Old Salians
20 Sefton 67 **Division Three leaders Sefton cruised home at lowly Salians. Colin Pascoe led the way with four tries, with Mark Carruthers, Brian Gardner, Mark Tyms, Mike Wilkinson, Wayne Osborne, Jamie Cuthbertson and Dave Stanistreet also touching down. 18-Feb-2006
** Old Salians withdrew from league on March 25th and all results and points were removed from the tables
Bolton
38 Sefton 5Sefton could not match higher rated Bolton in the semi-final of the Thwaites Lancashire Plate. Tom Fletcher touched down but Bolton, who led 10-5 at the break, took charge in the second period. They scored six tries in all and four conversions. 26-Feb-2006
Sefton
23 Mossley Hill 3Sefton took the Division Three derby and only need one more win to secure promotion. Mark Tyms, Matt Thomas, Wayne Osborne and Colin Pascoe were the try scorers. Skipper Osborne converted twice and has now passed 1,000 career points for the club. 04-Mar-2006
Marple
6 Sefton 5One to forget for Sefton despite Mark Tyms scoring the only try of the game. 11-Mar-2006
Ellesmere Port
9 Sefton 31Sefton clinched promotion with two tries by student John Fenton, veteran Dave Edwards also crossing. Phil Evans deputising at fly-half for the injured Wayne Osborne knocked over two conversions and four penalties. 25-Mar-2006
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