Highlights

Maths Puzzle: (Woodsy + age) > (Father-in-Law + age)

Brill Cream, Udy takes it in the mouth, Basher cops th’lot

Ned promises to come back slimmer, just a fat Bastard

 

Inside

New Fools + Horses episode, Chip auditions for Trigger

For Sale - Bomber Jacket, Sefton logo Offers over £10

Industrial action halts ‘Seftimes’ for the next 6 weeks

The Seftimes

‘Eddie Illegal’ gets inside Centre

The Royal Standard Press Office has leaked reports of gay bar staff liking Barry

 

 

Sefton 25 Dukinfield 16

Speed ace Steve Smith led the way with a two-try performance as sizzling Sefton hit form to gain a vital Lancashire/Cheshire win.

With Andy Sheehan and Charlie Breen leading by example, Sefton were always in charge and scored further tries through Wayne Osborne and Mark Carruthers. Paul Evangelides tacked on a conversion and a penalty

 

 

First XV for Sat 15th Feb 1997

BYRNE, K

COULTER, WT

CARRUTHERS, MW

WILLERTON, N

HOOD, P

SPENCER, R

TEALE, SR

SHEEHAN, A

GEOGHEGHAN-BREEN, C

EVANGELIDES, P

KRASNER, P

WILKES, B

OSBORNE, W

SMITH, S

JONES, G

 

 

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