Starfish in ‘LotsaPussy’ Sefton stars in 007 Bond Movies
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Sefton
3 Dukinfield 13It was another encouraging performance by Sefton although they were unable to turn their territorial advantage into points.
Top class performances by full-back John Stitt and skipper Tom Kinloch deserved more reward than a penalty by Paul Evangelides.
The Dukinfield captain remarked after the game ‘where is that useless inside centre you had ?’.
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First XV for Sat 24th Jan 1998 |
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CARRUTHERS, MW |
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KINLOCH, T |
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BYRNE, K |
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HOOD, P |
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SPENCER, R |
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NEARY, D |
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TEALE, SR |
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BURNS, I |
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LUCK, J |
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EVANS, P |
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EVANGELIDES, P |
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WALSH, A |
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JONES, E |
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WARWICK, L |
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STITT, J |
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