Highlights

Stitty delays return from Oz, all letters to Changi Jail please

Alfie Lewis wins contract to stock Sefton medical kits

Viagra Experiment – Barry finds out he was the placebo

 

Inside

Lizard Man dates newt, sorry new tart

Basher writes new software for Nato smart bombs

Ashes 4th Test – Saddam flown out to replace Nasser

The Seftimes

George Michael is new Sefton coach

Golden Bollocks laid out by extremely large tackle

 

 

 

 

 

Sefton 7 St Marys 17

Tony Formello turned in a man of the match performance for St Marys while none tried harder for Sefton than Billy Coulter.

Brian Gardner scored Sefton’s try converted by Dave Edwards with the Saints replying with tries by James Morris and Andy Cummins both converted by Formello who also added a penalty.

 

 

1XV Team for December 12th 1998

BYRNE, K

COULTER, WT

CARRUTHERS, MW

HOOD, P

BLACKBURN, J

WALSH, A

TEALE, SR

BURNS, I

THOMAS, MG

JONES, G

SMITH, S

OSBORNE, W

GARDNER, BS

WARWICK, L

EDWARDS, DW

 

 

 

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