Highlights

Stitty delays return from Oz, all letters to Changi Jail please

Alfie Lewis wins contract to stock Sefton medical kits

Viagra Experiment – Barry finds out he was the placebo

 

Inside

Lizard Man dates newt, sorry new tart

Woodsy in all night vigil outside Peter Mandelsons home

Club Skipper inserts new line into Kiwi Xmas Carol

The Seftimes

George Michael is new Sefton coach

Golden Bollocks laid out by extremely large tackle

 

 

 

Colne-Nelson 9 Sefton 15

Sefton moved confidently into the Lancashire Plate second round thanks to one of the best performances of the season.

Trailing by six points at the interval, Sefton took complete command in the second half to score tries through Wayne Osborne, Mark Tyms and a superb solo effort by full back John Stitt.

Best for the winners were Steve Teale and Willie Coulter.

 

 

First XV for 19th December 1998

BYRNE, K

CARRUTHERS, MW

MCCANN, DS

TEALE, SR

COULTER, WT

TYMS, M

WALKER, P

BURNS, I

THOMAS, MG

OSBORNE, W

SMITH, S

WALSH, A

JONES, G

HAMPTON, G

STITT, J

WARWICK, L

 

 

 

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