Budget Special – new 10 point starting rate for his Tries Barry Wilkes Special Edition
Budget Special – new 10 point starting rate for his Tries
Pumkin Suit – tailors have to let out another 5 inches
Chip v Edwards Boxing – Referee says "I got it wrong…"
Tw*t of the Match Again
Ski Trip – Chip, Mario, Woodsy try out the local powder
Thai massage parlour – Joe Ashton MP meets Roy Gladden
Players Wanted ! Yes, Sefton do train on Thursday Nights
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Barry helps ICI develop Teflon II
Knock-On King prompts Research into Non-Stick Hands
Wigan
22 Sefton 0Sefton found Wigan and the appalling conditions too much to handle in Sundays Lancashire Trophy quarter final. Wigan winger Andy Gibson grabbed two tries with the others coming from Ben Worthington and skipper Stuart Cooper with Worthington adding one conversion.
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First XV on Sun 7th March 1999 |
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BYRNE, K |
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CARRUTHERS, MW |
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HARPER, F |
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MCKIBBIN, T |
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ROGERSON, G |
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TEALE, SR |
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TYMS, M |
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WALKER, P |
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THOMAS, MG |
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OSBORNE, W |
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WARWICK, L |
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CARTER, R |
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MCBRIDE, P |
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JONES, G |
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STITT, J |
West Park XV
10 Sefton 20Sefton ended West Park’s 16 game unbeaten run thanks to an outstanding performance by 46 years old prop forward Frank Harper.
Lee Warwick, Barry ‘Brian’ Wilkes and skipper Matt Thomas scored their tries, with Paul Walker tacking on one conversion and a penalty.
West Park replied with a try apiece by Ben rose and John Griffiths.
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First XV on Sat 13th March 1999 |
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HARPER, F |
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SMTIH, D |
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CARRUTHERS, MW |
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HOOD, P |
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BLACKBURN, J |
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TYMS, M |
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TEALE, SR |
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WALKER, P |
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THOMAS, MG |
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OSBORNE, W |
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WARWICK, L |
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CARTER, R |
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WILKES, B |
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MCBRIDE, P |
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STITT, J |
Daily Mail 17th March
Seventeen stone England prop forward Jason Leonard, 30, appears in court on Monday accused of driving without due care and attention and failing to stop. He says he was suffering from temporary amnesia and concussion following a game.
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