Highlights

President guaranteed 1st XV spot after cosmetic surgery

On the menu again - Waterloo poach Dave Stanistreet

Blobby Gardner buys M+S lingerie for his crinkly bottom

 

Inside

Woodsy right behind Michael Portillo's re-entry

Empty the pub quickest comp - Jonseys arse v The OSG

Ross has fishy fingers for breakfast in The Isle of Man

The Seftimes

Club Captain finally gets his Passport back !

Liverpool Passport Office blame new computer system on severe processing delay

 

 

 

Douglas(IOM) 55 Sefton 7

Injuries to Wayne Osborne and Steve Teale added to Sefton’s problems in this Cheshire Lancashire South clash.Mark Carruthers and Teale, before his injury were best for Sefton who scored through a Barry Wilkes try converted by Dave Edwards.

 

 

First XV for Sat 11th Sept 1999

HOOD, P

CARRUTHERS, MW

BYRNE, K

BLACKBURN, J

ROSS, I

TEALE, SR

WALSH, A

BURNS, I

THOMAS, MG

OSBORNE, W

JONES, G

MCBRIDE, P

WILKES, B

HAMPTON, G

EDWARDS, DW

 

 

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