Highlights

· Bangor and smashed ! Belfast booze up for Woodsy stag night

· Scientists clone 5 pigs, Rasher Basher stalks Plummers

· Italy v England - Matt Dawson hopes to be first pasta post

Inside

· Club Dinner - Elimination fights start next weekend

· Is Matty a Welshman ? Seftimes probes his ancestry

· Paul McCartney fields at short leg in Charity Cricket Match

The Surftimes

Sefton to meet Didsbury TocH in Final

Fixture still in doubt as Royal Doulton fire Lancashire Plate

Sefton 17 Douglas 8

The Manx Maid was scuttled in this Lancashire South/Cheshire second Division clash

with tries by Brian Gardner and Wayne Osborne.

Dave 'King' Edwards was hit on the shin and the ball re-bounded over the bar for a drop goal.

Paul 'Chip' Evangelides, as Plaice kicker, fluked a penalty and cod have done better with his

conversion.

First XV for Sat 11^th Mar 2000

GARDNER, BS

CARRUTHERS, MW

HARPER, F

BLACKBURN, J

ROGERSON, G

NEARY, D

BURNS, I

SHEEHAN, A

THOMAS, MG

OSBORNE, W

WALKER, P

WALSH, A

MCBRIDE, P

EVANGELIDES, P

EDWARDS, DW

TYMS, M

TEALE, SR

3rd Team Referee inspects too many nuclear reactors !

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