Highlights

 Deep Vein Thrombosis - Extra training for lazy forwards

 Volunteers wanted to deliver Duncan Ferguson’s census form

 Peter Merriman’s cigar spotted on the moon during total eclipse

Inside

 Rumours are rife that Basher is tight…..

 Last time he had a tenner in his pocket it was a conker

 Lizard Man and Jethro get CD for Xmas - Johnny Hates Jizz

The Surftimes

 

Models show off new First Team kit !

Captains outfit is ‘just Lily Savage’ says Jonesy

 

Congleton 12 Sefton 20

Skipper Andy Walsh, Steve Brown, Phil Osborne and Andy Sheehan led the way as Sefton won at Congleton for the first time to keep in touch with the Cheshire/South Lancashire Third Division promotion hopefuls.

Phil Osborne, Walsh and John Stitt scored the tries and Phil Evans tacked on a penalty and a conversion.

  

First XV for Sat 6th Jan 2001

BYRNE, K

CARRUTHERS, MW

STANISTREET, W

ROGERSON, G

BLACKBURN, J

TYMS, M

WYNNE, P

SHEEHAN, A

LUCK, JL

OSBORNE, W

OSBORNE, P

WALSH, A

BROWN, S

EDWARDS, DW

EVANS, P

HARPER, F

STITT, J

TEALE, SR

 

 

 

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