Isle of Man Special

 The Weakest Link - Phil Osborne, the bar, or handcuffs ?

 Foot and Mouth - Vets check out eleven of Bashers tarts

 Gluedo - was it Coulter with the plastic skin in the IOM ?

Highlights

 Red Taxi - Frank gets coded message about 9 plane seats

 Plans for the one million peseta club extension approved

 Late replacement - Geoff Daley plays on the Right Wing

The Surftimes

Sefton forwards play Monopoly in the Isle of Man

One uses his 'Get out of Jail Free' card, the other throws a double six

 

 

Douglas 24 Sefton 14

Sefton led twice but their worst performance of the season was a blow to their Cheshire South Lancashire Division Three promotion hopes.

Peter McBride scored their only try and Phil Evans added three penalties.

First XV for Sat 24th Feb 2001

BYRNE, K

COULTER, WT

CARRUTHERS, MW

BLACKBURN, J

ROGERSON, G

THOMAS, MG

TYMS, M

SHEEHAN, A

LUCK, JL

EVANS, P

OSBORNE, P

WALSH, A

BROWN, S

MCBRIDE, P

STITT, J

 

Sefton 12 Ashton-U-Lyne 14

Sefton went out of the Lancashire Plate after a disappointing performance against the visitors from Manchester.

Ashton scored the only try of the game with Phil Evans landing three penalties.

First XV for Sun 4th Mar 2001

GARDNER, BS

CARRUTHERS, MW

HARPER, F

JAMES, D

WYNNE, P

SHEEHAN, A

TYMS, M

WALSH, A

THOMAS, MG

EVANS, P

OSBORNE, P

OSBORNE, W

MCBRIDE, P

GRIFFITHS, L

STITT, J

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