Match Day parking - Four wheel drives and women banned
Floodlights keep on tripping - Matty Thomas takes on personal injury cases
Healthy Options - Pie & Beans now offered without the pie
Sefton President worried - we are told to 'Hug a Hoody '
Orrell Anvils v Ashton-on-Mersey - bigger turnout than Committee !
Ageism Rules - First XV told they don't have to retire at 65
Crouch, touch, pause, engage !
Are they the new Front Row rules or Basher's advice on how to cop off ?
Eccles30ish Sefton 19
With many players still on holiday for this Lancashire Plate first round game, Sefton struggled to keep with the hosts. Tries by Wayne Osborne (2) and Matty Thomas were not enough.
Oswestry3 Sefton 6
In total contrast to the title clincher from last season in which Sefton were blown away, this low scoring season opener was highlighted by a 45 yard penalty goal by Phil Evans (75 when he is inebriated).
Seftonv Orrell Anvils
Due to the shortage of players and internal strife it looks like Orrell have withdrawn from Lancashire South / Cheshire Division Two.
Sefton39 Windermere 19
It took two quick fire tries from the visitors to spark Sefton into life in this EDF Senior Vase Preliminary round match.
Wayne Osborne led the way with two tries, Tom Fletcher, John Evans and John Fenton also crossing. Phil Evans added four conversions, a penalty and a drop goal.
Sefton19 Ruskin Park 46
Sefton were on the wrong side of a 46-14 scoreline against Ruskin Park. Phil Evans and Matt Thomas crossed with Evans goaling both but Ruskin gained tries via Fisher (3), Moseley (2), Catherall and Farrelly with Foster landing three conversions and a penalty.
Sefton3 Wigan 17
Wigan in Division Two finished 17-3 winners at Sefton where Simon Ward(2) and Peter Rigby crossed and Phil Carter kicked a conversion.
Sefton had to be content with a Phil Evans penalty.
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