Basher puts a tenner behind the bar - a CD of Pavarotti

 Cheshire club move to Liverpool and call themselves Croxteth Crew & Nantwich

 Royal Artillery are not the first to fire blanks at Sefton


 Green Issues - Peter wants to paint in the nude

 4th team culled after outbreak of Blue Tongue disease

 Grant Leary does a dumb thing again, and gets sent off

The Surftimes

1982 Colts have too many Grey Mares

Basher musters the boys for a Grand Re-Union of Beer Antics

Oldershaw 8 Sefton 14

Sefton opened the season with a first round victory in the EDF Senior Vase away at recently demoted Oldershaw.

Skipper Tom Fletcher scored their only try with Phil Evans adding three important penalties.



Sefton 15 Dukinfield 13

An injury time try by Mark Tyms saw Sefton clinch victory over the visitors from Manchester. Dave Carr also went in and Phil Evans managed one conversion and a penalty.



Sefton 24 Ormskirk 5

Sefton saw off Ormskirk in South Lancashire/Cheshire Division 2. David Carr, skipper Tom Fletcher, John Fenton and debutante Neil Best went in, and Fenton converted twice.



Collegiate 3 Sefton 17

Sefton took the Derby at Collegiate 17-3 thanks to touchdowns by 'newcomer' John Stitt, Dave Carr and Peter McBride. John Fenton added one conversion with Paul Walsh scoring a penalty for the losers.



Sefton 15 Oswestry 12

Despite falling behind early on in the first-half Sefton edged ahead when John Fenton was first to get his hand on a ball juggled behind the try line.

Once again it took Mark Tyms to bulldoze over to secure the points to maintain top position in the League.




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