Dr Kinloch dropped for erroneous on-field diagnosis
Chip predicts Calcutta Cup score ‘Either 10-10 or a draw’
Barry sets up Taxi firm but does not come from Maghull
Rick to be hung, drawn and quartered if no bitter again
Birds Eye worried about Ross, Ross and Ross at Sefton
First XV look to Joe Royle as new coach
Wolf’bang’ Amadeus Coleman
Bashers new tart gets treated to The Magic Flute but ends up with The Pink Oboe
Didsbury Toc H30 Sefton 26
Sefton almost brought off the impossible when they scored 19 points in the last 15 minutes after they had been trailing 30-7 in this Lancashire South/Cheshire League clash. And Wayne Osborne was tackled a yard from the line in the last minute.
Sefton’s tries came from Paul Evangelides, Andy Sheehan, Barry Wilkes (M6 Jct 8) and Osborne with Evangelides landing three conversions and a Jumbo jet.
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