Ex-1st Team Captain joins all girl group as ‘Waster Spice’

Peter Merriman joins up too as ‘Outer Spice’

Club burglars offered associate membership after two visits in one week



Nick ‘lardarse’ Childs engaged, ring later

Chairman Brian Edam cheesed off about Amsterdam trip

Monica Lewinski goes after President, Denis Lee hides

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Glass found on 4th Team pitch !

True, but it was only Roy Gladdens ankle




Sefton 12 Moore 15

Sefton slipped to their fourth successive defeat despite twice leading in what was always a close encounter. Try of the match came from Billy Whizz winger Steve Smith.


Tackling the best Rugby Sites

Continuing in our aim to sift the best of the Web from the scrum of deadly dull stuff, Seftimes recommends six of the best for rugby fans.


SCRUM.COM: Five Nations results and tables. You can play the Five Nations Dream XV competition and win a prize. Also news, fixtures, results and tables concerning league matches in the UK, Ireland and France.



IRFB Official site of the International Rugby Football Board. The site includes sections on the Laws of the Game. Rugby Development and a focus on Women's Rugby



THE RUGBY CLUB: Allied Dunbar Premiership site, with fixtures and results from the English league, as well as various. competitions. The Pitch has information on players and clubs and Clubhouse has all the gossip.



RUGBY NETWORK: A site for players, coaches, physios, managers and clubs to advertise. For a fee you can promote yourself and tout for business.

You can also receive advice concerning contracts and even have your next tour arranged.



RUGBY LEAGUER: A League fanatic's heaven, the on-line site of the respected publication brings you news of every league match played. Check on your favourite team or visit the Picture Gallery, where you can see photos from the most recent action.

The site also contains some good links, the best of which takes you to rugby league in Australia to catch up on the news and gossip Down Under.



THE RUGBY LEAGUE SUPPORTERS' ASSOCIATION: This site has everything the League fan could want. Formed at the beginning of 1990, the RLSA campaigns for a better deal for supporters, and also promotes the game in general. It also has a Web version of its magazine, The Greatest Game. Entitled TGG Online, the site mixes reports, facts, fixtures, comment and humour.







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