Highlights
 Stitty delays return from Oz, all letters to Changi Jail please
Stitty delays return from Oz, all letters to Changi Jail please
 Alfie Lewis wins contract to stock Sefton medical kits
Alfie Lewis wins contract to stock Sefton medical kits 
 Viagra Experiment – Barry finds out he was the placebo
Viagra Experiment – Barry finds out he was the placebo 
Inside
 Lizard Man dates newt, sorry new tart
Lizard Man dates newt, sorry new tart
 Woodsy in all night vigil outside Peter Mandelsons home
Woodsy in all night vigil outside Peter Mandelsons home 
 Club Skipper inserts new line into Kiwi Xmas Carol
Club Skipper inserts new line into Kiwi Xmas Carol
The
Seftimes 
George Michael is new Sefton coach
Golden Bollocks laid out by extremely large tackle

Colne-Nelson
9 Sefton 15Sefton moved confidently into the Lancashire Plate second round thanks to one of the best performances of the season.
Trailing by six points at the interval, Sefton took complete command in the second half to score tries through Wayne Osborne, Mark Tyms and a superb solo effort by full back John Stitt.
Best for the winners were Steve Teale and Willie Coulter.
| First XV for 19th December 1998 | 
| BYRNE, K | 
| CARRUTHERS, MW | 
| MCCANN, DS | 
| TEALE, SR | 
| COULTER, WT | 
| TYMS, M | 
| WALKER, P | 
| BURNS, I | 
| THOMAS, MG | 
| OSBORNE, W | 
| SMITH, S | 
| WALSH, A | 
| JONES, G | 
| HAMPTON, G | 
| STITT, J | 
| WARWICK, L | 
‘Seftimes’ is a bit of a larf, all characters in this newsletter are hopeless and any association in real life is purely coincidental. If you don’t like it ‘tough titties’, if you can you feed the Editor with ‘scoops’ feel free to E-mail on : - davidbohl@compuserve.com or you can visit the new Internet Web site at olympia.fortunecity.com/relay/207/