Monica Lewinsky invited to Club Dinner - under Table 14
1st XV 'Warrington Ball' appears on You've been Framed
Woodsy goes to Kosovo…… coz the men get separated
April Fool Special
Volunteers wanted - Winterburn Heights bungy jump
Ski Trip romance - Paula falls down on her Poles
Reptile House romance - Lizard man eats his girlfriend
Barry buys his Wedding Suit !
Outsize Man's Shop pushed to the limit to find pumpkin colour
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Two tries each by Rob Fawcett and Simon Kilshaw gave Southport an impressive win against battling Sefton.
Their other try was scored by Ed Fletcher, with Justin Finn adding three conversions and a penalty. Ian Greenhalgh added one penalty and a conversion.
Sefton replied with tries by Graeme Jones and Wayne Osborne, with Dave Edwards converting both.
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Sefton completed the double over Marple thanks to outstanding displays by man of the match Wayne Osborne and Kevin Byrne.
A spectacular try by Osborne in which he ghosted past five men on the way to the line, was the highlight of their Cheshire/ Lancashire South league win with Dave Edwards adding the conversion and a penalty.
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