Sefton offer crack cocaine to entice high profile players

Lizard Man stars in "A Midsummer Nights Wet Dream"

Langoed Sevens result - Bob 7 The Rest 0



Is Joe Devaneys wife, Eileen, now Mrs Lurid Mare ?

Woodsy rides his new bisexual on Clapham Common

Merriman has to change surgery after death of Dr McCoy

The Seftimes

Bricks-ton Riots !

First Team tradesmen in feud over design of Sefton club logo




Club Skipper Andy Walsh's design





Star back-row Mark Tym's design




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