Sefton offer crack cocaine to entice high profile players
Lizard Man stars in "A Midsummer Nights Wet Dream"
Langoed Sevens result - Bob 7 The Rest 0
Is Joe Devaneys wife, Eileen, now Mrs Lurid Mare ?
Woodsy rides his new bisexual on Clapham Common
Merriman has to change surgery after death of Dr McCoy
Bricks-ton Riots !
First Team tradesmen in feud over design of Sefton club logo
Club Skipper Andy Walsh's design
Star back-row Mark Tym's design
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