Catherine Zeta Jones likes playing hooker for Douglas

Mayor Joe Devaney makes Crystal Symphony list to port

First team prop Jennifer Patterson hangs up her boots



New romance ! Lizard Man surfs the internet for prawn

"view of total eclipse better from Zarg" –Peter Merriman

First Alarm health kick ! Brian Collin has to get fitter

The Seftimes

Committee Arrested in GM Raid !

Club Treasurer leads destruction of John Ackerley’s back garden






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