Highlights
Statisticians introduce 'Handling Errors' column for Chip
Hurricane Lenny - President gets good blow in Caribbean
Chairman asks Lord Archer how to make up good alibis
Inside
Eee Gad ! Rick objects to serving pints of Gary Glitter
Thursday training - free pick up and drop service offered
Barry seeks nomination for Annual LardArse Festival
The Seftimes
Sefton scoop two new Flankers !
Opposition teams may get Hurt in rucks and mauls

Mersey Police 5 Sefton 12
A powerful second-half show gave Sefton victory after the Police had led
5-0 at the interval. Sefton scored tries by Andy Sheehan and Brian Gardner, with Dave Edwards landing a conversion.
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First XV for Sat 13th Nov 1999 |
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HARPER, F |
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COULTER, WT |
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BYRNE, K |
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BLACKBURN, J |
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ROGERSON, G |
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NEARY, D |
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BURNS, I |
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SHEEHAN, A |
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THOMAS, MG |
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JONES, G |
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WALKER, P |
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CARTER, R |
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GARDNER, BS |
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ATKINSON, D |
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EDWARDS, DW |
Sefton 34 Ruskin Park 8
Sefton proved that they are one of the most improved sides in the area, with their fifth win in six games.
In a strong all round performance, they scored tries through Brian Gardner (2), Ian Burns, Wayne Osborne, Richard Carter and Mark Tyms with Dave Edwards knocking over two conversions.
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First XV for Sat 20th Nov 1999 |
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CARRUTHERS, MW |
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COULTER, WT |
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HARPER, F |
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TEALE, SR |
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ROGERSON, G |
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NEARY, D |
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SHEEHAN, A |
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BURNS, I |
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THOMAS, MG |
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OSBORNE, W |
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GARDNER, BS |
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WALSH, A |
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CARTER, R |
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WALKER, P |
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EDWARDS, DW |
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BYRNE, K |
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TYMS, M |
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