Peter Merriman makes successful link with Mars probe
Ouch ! Bob sent-off for not letting go of the ball
Barry's best side-step - The Rotary Club collection box !
Jonesy thinks Paul McCartney is playing The Cabin Club
Sefton fourth team extend their unbeaten run
Posh Spice still fatter than Tealy - Eat more Sugar Puffs !
Stripper-a-gram is part-time Scrum-Half !
Matty found soliciting at a meeting of The Bra Council
Old Bedians 8 Sefton 14
Peter McBride scored the all important try as Sefton came from behind to win Sunday's Lancashire Plate second round tie.
Dave Edwards kicked three penalties but Sefton's main stars were packmen Mark Tyms and Andy Sheehan who had storming games in both attack and defence.
Congleton 20 Sefton 0
Echo columnist Keith Charlton expresses his sincere apologies for not covering this match.
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