Wedding River prance - Basher plays Michael Flatulence

 Army Nurse wants bigger tanks for Ackers

 California Wet Dreaming - Denis cops off with a Mama Cass

Sydney Olympics 2000 - Sefton medals

 Gold fever - Jonesy and Brandy in double sculls

 Quick Silver - Barry Wilkes in the sprint girdle

 Bronze Age - Coins found in Brian Eden's wallet

The Surftimes

Chip does the Cypriot Haka !

Greek fairy sinks the 'lake second team

Sefton 44 Ruskin Park 7

Two tries by skipper Andy Walsh set Sefton the way to a Cheshire/ South Lancashire 3 victory.

Steve Brown(20, Peter McBride and Mark Carruthers also scored and Phil evans landed four conversions and two penalties.

Ruskin Park replied with a john Howden try, converted by Stuart Fisher. Sefton's star men were Walsh and pack man Andy Sheehan.



Hoylake 10 Sefton 7

Hoylake did just enough to win this Cheshire/ South Lancashire 3 clash, thanks to tries by Mike Young and man of the match Frank Cassidy.

Sefton finished strongly and scored a late try through Kevin Byrne converted by Phil Evans but it wasn't quite enough.



Rugby World - June 2000

TWO MERSEYSIDE youngsters have found a novel way to add another dimension to their game.

Louis McGowan of Waterloo and Chris Bentley of Orrell are taking ballet lessons to improve their footwork and flexibility.



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