France 20 England 15 - frogs deny us the Grande Slime

 100 Club President - Udy for the number of zits on his arse

 Hare Coursing - the closest Waterloo will get to a cup !

Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City

 Gold - Andy Walsh and Louis McGowan in Bob slaying

 Silver - George Ross and Phil Osborne in the skeleton

 Bronze - Peter Merriman in heavy water skiing

The Surftimes

Club Dinner back on at The Gladstone !

Top of the bill is a light heavyweight bout featuring Mervyn Davies



Sefton 10 Manchester 22

Sefton let a 10 point lead slip to tumble out of the Lancashire Plate in the third round.

Matt Thomas scored their only try

3rd Mar 2002


Trafford MV 10 Sefton 10

A superb solo try by Matt Thomas and a touchline conversion by Phil Evans eight minutes from the end gave Sefton a draw in this Lancashire Plate second round thriller.

16th Feb 2002


Bowdon 18 Sefton 6

This Cheshire South Lancashire Third Division clash ended 15 minutes early because of bad light after Sefton had been sent to another ground in error.

Sefton officials are seeking league guidance on the matter and the possibility of a replayed game. Phil Evans landed their two penalties.

8h Dec 2001


 Sefton 35 Congleton 0

Originally selected as a substitute, second-row forward Ian Ross was drafted in at the last minute and walked away with the Man of the Match award.

This win keeps Sefton hot on the heels of the Cheshire South Lancashire Third Division leaders and owed much to the work of Ross, Dave Neary, 20 point Phil Evans and Wayne Osborne.

Their tries were scored by Brian Gardner, Evans, Ross and Osborne with Evans adding three conversions and three penalties.

1st Dec 2001



Windermere 35 Sefton 17

Without five first teamers, Sefton and the Junior Knockout Cup went their separate ways as the visitors faded late on.

Prop Brian Gardner scored their only try with centre Phil Evans kicking four penalties to keep Sefton in contention.

24th Nov 2001


 Ruskin Park 20 Sefton 8

Sefton 's Cheshire South Lancashire Division Three promotion hopes took a knock as Ruskin Park took charge in the last 20 minutes.

Sefton scored with a Brian Gardner try and a Phil Evans penalty.

17th Nov 2001


Sefton 26 Douglas 0

Back row star Dave Neary scored a solo try from half way to highlight a man of the match display which keeps Sefton among the front runners in Cheshire South Lancashire Division Three.

Nick Cox and Phil Osborne also crossed with Phil Evans adding a conversion and three penalties.

10th Nov 2001


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