BBC 3 TV Programme Guide

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BBC 4 TV Programme Guide

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 Monday Night Stoning followed by Fatima Loves Chachi

The Surftimes

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Basher goes top of the class at Weigh-twat-chers Club

Sefton 40 Congleton 0

Wayne Osborne, Phil Evans with 15 points and Jack Blackburn led the way as Sefton cantered to this Cheshire/ South Lancashire Division Three victory.

Brian Gardner (2), Dave Thorburn, Dave Neary and Phil Osborne scored the tries and Evans added three conversions, two penalties and a drop goal.

Marple 15 Sefton 7

Despite having only fourteen men for most of the game Sefton fought hard in this Cheshire/ South Lancashire Division Three clash. Phil Osborne scored their try with brother Wayne Osborne adding the conversion.

Orrell Anvils 36 Sefton 0

Sefton will quickly want to forget this mauling despite the efforts of skipper Andy Walsh and Andy Sheehan.

Cheshire/ South Lancashire Division Three promotion hopefuls Anvils scored tries through Richard Newton, Geoff Huxley and Brendan O'Keefe with Steve Raffles tacking on three conversions and five penalties.

Sefton 3 Man Wanderers 0

Sefton made it through to the Lancashire Plate Second Round thanks to a Phil Evans penalty.

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