J.Milbourn

 

 

SEFTON R.F.C

 

SOCIAL EVENING

 

HELD AT

 

THE VICTORIA CAFÉ

 

W E D N E S D A Y

1st December, 1926

 

On the occasion of a presentation made by the members

of the club to Mr F. J. APPLEBEE, the retiring

Hon. Secretary, as a token of the affection and esteem

in which he is held and in recognition of the invaluable

services he has rendered to the club during his twenty

years of office.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Menu

 

 

Hors d'Oeuvre de studs conical

 

SOUP

A la Hare et Hounds

ou

Creme de Mud West Derby

 

FISH

Eel de la scrum avec Sauce de linament

 

ENTREE

Grasshopper de Preston a l'undervest

 

JOINT

Ear de Prestwich au Palmer

 

LEGUME

Herbes de Meadow Lane

 

SWEETS

Perhaps

 

CAFE

Doubtfull

 

WINES

BEER

MORE BEER

STILL MORE BEER

 

Cocktails de Mackenzie (Censor permitting)


 

 

 

 

 

 

Artistes

 

During the evening the following outrages will be

perpetrated. You are respectfully requested not to

throw your boots, empties or false teeth at the

offenders, as some of them are due to play on

Saturday.

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  1. Mr. CLIFF JONES will warble. Gentlemen
  2. G. NEVILLE WHITE has the joker up his sleeve.
  3. BIG FRANCIS will render "The Refrain from Spitting.
  4. "Framed" facetiousness by Arthur.
  5. Banjo banging by Billy.

 
    1. H. L. sweetly sings sonorous sonnets

      2. (simultaneous sipping to be suppressed.)

       

    2. BILL SMITH in his special "Flower Song"

      3. (not out of "Carmen.")

       

    3. If the premises are big enough BILLY TRIST will oblige.
      4.

       

    4. At the piano---a slight impression of a dog digging, by Douggie.

 

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WARNING.

The man who is responsible for the gross libels,

on the cover of this document played for the

"Aliens" when we had a real team, and is an

ex-light weight champion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some items of Club News

from an Unreliable Source

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1 The Hon. Treasurer is pleased to report that

all playing members subs. were duly paid at

the beginning of the season.

 

2 All the honorary members have paid twice.

 
            1. The "Hobo" XV. has been discontinued owing

              2. to all the players signing professional papers.

               

            2. A well known Rugby League Club has offered

              3. to buy the 1st XV. en bloc, after seeing the

              match against the "Park".

               

            3. There was a tremendous boom in the mineral

              4. water trade in the I.O.M. during the Sefton

              Tour last Easter.

               

            4. A prominent member of the 1st XV. has been

              5. suspended for cannibalism.

               

            5. Mr. L. A. WILSON has got a new job; he now tells

              6. the bed-time story for the Children's Corner of

              the B.B.C.

               

            6. Mr. PAISLEY is getting quite proficient at Snap.

              7.  

            7. Mr. LESLIE HARRISON is to be the new President of the "Pussyfoot League."

 

 

 

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