THE VICTORIA CAFÉ
W E D N E S D A Y
1st December, 1926
On the occasion of a presentation made by the members
of the club to Mr F. J. APPLEBEE, the retiring
Hon. Secretary, as a token of the affection and esteem
in which he is held and in recognition of the invaluable
services he has rendered to the club during his twenty
years of office.
Hors d'Oeuvre de studs conical
A la Hare et Hounds
Creme de Mud West Derby
Eel de la scrum avec Sauce de linament
Grasshopper de Preston a l'undervest
Ear de Prestwich au Palmer
Herbes de Meadow Lane
STILL MORE BEER
Cocktails de Mackenzie (Censor permitting)
During the evening the following outrages will be
perpetrated. You are respectfully requested not to
throw your boots, empties or false teeth at the
offenders, as some of them are due to play on
(simultaneous sipping to be suppressed.)
(not out of "Carmen.")
The man who is responsible for the gross libels,
on the cover of this document played for the
"Aliens" when we had a real team, and is an
ex-light weight champion.
Some items of Club News
from an Unreliable Source
1 The Hon. Treasurer is pleased to report that
all playing members subs. were duly paid at
the beginning of the season.
2 All the honorary members have paid twice.
to all the players signing professional papers.
to buy the 1st XV. en bloc, after seeing the
match against the "Park".
water trade in the I.O.M. during the Sefton
Tour last Easter.
suspended for cannibalism.
the bed-time story for the Children's Corner of
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